Saturday 29 November 2008

The statistics and facts of Call of Duty and Counter-Srike players.

We have been observing and questioning a lot of Call of Duty and Counter-Strike players for 2 years now, and we have some interesting facts about them.

The Knifing Facts

The Counter-Strike knifing facts and statistics:


As we have been observing how people love to knife their enemies we found out the hideous secrets of the " Knifer's ". Statistics show that 77.9% of CS players love to knife people and will never give up an opportunity to do so, and then we shockingly found out that 67.9% of the people are homo-sexual. Here is one of our conversations :

- The Questioner: How often do you play Counter-Strike ?
- CS Player says: Almost every day, mostly when i come back from work.
- The Questioner: Do you like to knife people in Counter-Strike ?
- CS Player says: Yep.. Especially when i stab them in the *blank*, Its just too funny.
- The Questioner: Is it just funny ?
* CS Player says: Well not just, i mean....
And this is where our conversation ends.



Now, the Call of Duty knifing facts and statistics:

We have been observing Call of Duty players for some time now, and these are the facts about the CoD " Knifers " : Our statistics have shown that 95% of CoD players love to knife people, and 94% of them fail at it.











Other facts:

SNIPING
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Call of Duty

45% of Call of Duty players love to use the sniper rifle.
40% of them fail at using it.

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Counter-Strike

73% of Counter-Strike players love to snipe.
67% of those players fail, though it doesn't require any skill.
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This is what we found out about the players of two famous FPS games in 2 years of research and questioning.

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