Saturday 29 November 2008

Left 4 Dead review !

So Left 4 Dead came out not a while ago, SO LETS REARVIEW IT!

So Left4Dead is an co-operative, first-person shooter game.. Or something like that.
Thats means IF YOU GO RAMBO, YOU DIE! Cause hordes of starving, man or women eating zombies will jump from roofs, brake their necks, ribs, legs and still run at you. So there are 4 survivors : Bill, Zoey, Louis and Francis. And ofcourse there are zombie bosses that i'll describe now:
















The Tank - A zombie that ate too much steroids cause he didn't find any meat.
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The Smoker - An idiot which died from lung cancer, and now he catches people with his tongue ( no idea why ) and when you kill him, he explodes and lets out some kind of smoke that you can't see through and that damages your health.
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The Boomer - Was known as Don Vito in the old times, a fat basstard that barfs on you, if he doesn't miss you can't see anything and hordes of zombies start running at you because of the scent, and if you shoot him he explodes all over you and the same happens ( so shoot him from high range you idiot! ).
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Heres an in game pic of him ready to rape you:



















The Hunter - A white guy that probably tried to rap in real life, but failed ( because of the hood ). Some black guys probably killed him and he woke up as the hunter, that jumps on people and starts raping, I mean tearing you apart and if your teammates don't help you he kills you. SO DON'T GO RAMBO YOU IDIOT!
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And the BITCH! I mean umm... Witch - A prostitute that cries in a corner cause she didn't get paid, and if you disturb her she basicly ONE SHOTS you ! Remember if you see her, turn ON your flashlight and go near her, then start flashing it at her, that should scare her away (or not).
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There are four ways of escaping in the game : Through a hospital, an airport, a corn field, and a... I don't remeber...

GRAPHICS: Nothing really special, but pretty good none the less, almost any computer could run it that has 1GB ram or more.
SCORE: 7.0

CONTROLS: Same as in all games with the Source Engine, really easy to get used to.
SCORE: 10.0

SOUNDS: The sounds are really good, the music really fits the zombie scene, and the music changes when some of the zombie bosses attack you thats pretty cool also.
SCORE: 9.8

STORY: There basicly is no story, just shoot at hordes of zombies and survive till the end.
3.00

OVERALL: Its a pretty nice game, not a big choice in weapons though, but its a perfect FPS, for zombie game fans.

SCORE: 8.0

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